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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds "banned word" that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the "banned word" out
Fake Friends: Will Just Read It Real Friends: Will Repost it
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